Sophie Kinsella Can You Keep A Secret? 2003 Black Swan 2003

Synopsis

<b>The hilarious romantic comedy from NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR Sophie Kinsella . . . soon to be a major motion picture!</b><br> <br> Emma is like every girl in the world. She has a few little secrets.<br> <br> <i>Secrets from her mother-</i><br> <i>1.</i> <i>I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom to Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching TV.</i><br> <br> <i>... From her boyfriend-</i><br> <i>2.</i> <i>I'm a size twelve. Not a size eight, like Connor thinks.</i><br> <i>3.</i> <i>I've always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. As in Barbie and Ken.</i><br> <br> <i>... From her colleagues-</i><br> <i>4.</i> <i>When Artemis really annoys me (which is pretty much every day), I feed her plant orange juice.</i><br> <i>5.</i> <i>It was me who jammed the copier that time. In fact, all the times.</i><br> <br> <i>...Secrets she wouldn't share with anyone in the world-</i><br> <i>6.</i> <i>My G string is hurting me.</i><br> <i>7.</i> <i>I faked my Maths GCSE grade on my CV.</i><br> <i>8.</i> <i>I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even what it is...</i><br> <br> ...until she spills them all to a handsome stranger on a plane. After all, she'll never see him again.<br> <br> But on Monday morning, Emma's office is abuzz about the arrival of Jack Harper, the company's elusive CEO. Suddenly Emma is face-to-face with the stranger from the plane, a man who knows every single humiliating detail about her.<br> <br> Things couldn't possibly get worse... Until they do.<br> <br> <br> <i><b>***** EVERYBODY LOVES SOPHIE KINSELLA- *****</b></i><br> <br> 'Funny, fast and farcical. I loved it' <b>JOJO MOYES</b><br> <b><br></b>'I couldn't put it down.' <b>LOUISE PENTLAND (SprinkleofGlitter)</b><br> <b><br></b>'I almost cried with laughter' <i><b>DAILY MAIL</b></i><br> <b><i><br></i></b>'Life doesn't get much better than a new Sophie Kinsella novel' <b><i>RED</i></b><br> <b><i><br></i></b>'Hilarious . . . you'll laugh and gasp on every page' <b>JENNY COLGAN</b>